fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

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sourires-casses:

versacepromises:

versacepromises:

what do lesbians do when they’re both on their period

finger paint

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IM DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE OMG

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

Correction. I live in constant fear of being shit on by life…

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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euro-trotter:

starslicer:

black-krystal-balls:

I was eating with my friend and her boyfriend. I notice something in her hair and i was like “aye, there is something in your hair girl” and she was like “oh can you get it out fo me?” I leaned in

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….i smell shit coming from her hair and i saw a piece of shit in her hair. 

Long story short. Her boyfriend has a fetish of feces.

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nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

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